Loyal Readers may recall that back in October 2009 John Fontaine (noted pulp fiction writer) gave Bobsoldout.com exclusive rights to publish the opening passage of his new book, Cows, Cowards, Cowboys, and Vampires: The Rise of Count Cowcula (CCCV:RCC). So why isn’t the book out in stores yet, you ask? Why has its publication skipped the preceding holiday book-buying season? Well, as it turns out, the publisher was none-too-keen on our “leak” (as they insist on calling it) and have delayed publication indefinitely.
So anyway, Mr. Fontaine, noting that we pay our scientists peanuts and have virtually no financial assets to speak of, has demanded (er, “asked”…) that in retribution of his now-defunct publishing contract, Bobsoldout.com give him a weekly space to address whatever is on his mind. Bobsoldout.com is all too happy to oblige, especially considering we now have an opening on Sundays, what with the end of Fish and Ice Cream.
John Fontaine has given us a list of suitable names for his weekly feature (the first of which will appear next Sunday) and requested that you, Loyal Reader, make the final decision:
