It is Sunday, January 10, 2010, and you, Loyal Reader, have come to read John Fontaine’s new weekly feature here at Bobsoldout.com. Well, all we can really do is thank you, apologize, and ask that you wait just one more week.
We had asked Mr. John Fontaine, noted pulp fiction writer, to email us his story by Friday evening. When it didn’t turn up and he didn’t return our calls we went at great expense to visit Mr. John Fontaine, noted pulp fiction writer, in person, whereupon he admitted he did not actually have an email address. Also, he appeared to be inebriated.
Well anyway of course Bobsoldout.com was all too happy to oblige and you, Loyal Reader, can now email your vast amount of admiration and assorted quandaries concerning Mr. John Fontaine, noted pulp fiction writer, directly to Mr. John Fontaine, noted pulp fiction writer, at this address:
JohnFontaine [at] bobsoldout.com
His first feature will appear next Sunday, if everything goes as planned.
