The publisher of John Fontaine, noted pulp fiction writer, was so overjoyed 1) by the renewed interest that Bobsoldout.com is generating in Mr. Fontaine’s work and 2) that someone finally showed Mr. Fontaine how email works, that they sent us a character sketch of one of the new characters in Cows, Coward, Cowboys, and Vampires: The Rise of Count Cowcula (CCCV:RCC), which Mr. Fontaine is currently reworking:
Character name: (Benedict) Arnold Schwartzenburger
Nickname: Eggs Burger
Occupation: Head of the Moosquito Commando Unit (MCU)
Primary plot point: Betrays Count Cowcula by siding with the British
Catch phrases: “Get away from the meat chopper!” “I’ll be black angus beef!”
