I say to myself, Hey man, I know your feelings about church, okay, I know your thoughts on the paranormal, on ghosts and spirits, the afterlife, God and coincidences and religion-in-general, and I know you don’t actually believe you are feeding small-mouthed spirits who annually escape from Hell and demand appeasement, okay?
So what are you doing, then, sitting at a pagoda in a place I can’t pronounce, in a way that makes most of your lower body fall asleep, lighting incense and candles and praying beneath an altar of Golden Idols, trying to meditate to a chant you can’t decipher in a country where Buddhism is not hip because it’s traditional and just what everybody does, and by the way your understanding of the practices are at best fundamentally different from what the people sitting next to you probably believe, and by the looks of those in attendance it’s especially not the “thing-to-do” for those in your age group, anyway?
And I say to myself, Hey man, I know it’s not about any of that, really, so much as it’s about the Spirit of the Ritual, and
Communion, and
You can think what you want, man, but it’s really not between me and you anyway, and besides we’re just getting to know each other, and there is no God who wouldn’t live here.