Everyone knows that the only thing worse than being caught in a shower without an umbrella is being caught in a storm without having taken a shower… UNTIL NOW:
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And now, the people who brought you the Harmonocle, the Perpetually Downhill Bicycle, and Hants, are proud to present to you …
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Don’t be fooled by imposters, people — if your Mystery Treasure Bag isn’t Bobsoldout.com Approved, then it’s just garbage, plain and simple.
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This month the Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratory’s team of peanut-loving scientists had an eye on our classier readers, i.e., the ones with an eye on luxury:
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This month we here at the Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratory are proud to bring you something that literally has countless uses!
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This month the Bobsoldout.com team of peanut-loving scientists have invented the perfect holiday gift for the bowler in your life who seems to have everything. Presenting, The Ultimate Bowler’s Hat:
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Here is the newest invention from the peanut-loving scientists at the Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratory. Jump in on this while you can — it’s predicted to be hip by Christmas and trendy by this spring.
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This letter arrived in the mail recently:
Dear Bobsoldout.com,
I like riding my bike, but sometimes I get tired. Ideas?
Well, what if I told you that — thanks to the peanut-loving team of scientists at Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratories — you’d never have to pedal on your bicycle again? Because with the Perpetually Downhill Bicycle, you are always going downhill, so you never have to pedal:
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This letter came to the Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratory from a Peace Corps Volunteer:
Dear Bobsoldout.com,
Can the good peanut-loving scientists at the Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratory invent something to keep book pages open in strong wind, hands free?
Why, there’s nothing they can’t do! Here’s presenting to you a new device for hands-free, outdoor reading:
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The Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratory proudly presents a new Bobsoldout.com feature, ULTIMATE INVENTION of the month. Thanks to the recent economic downturn, Bobsoldout.com was able to hire an entire team of scientists for literally peanuts a day*, who are now on contract to solve all of society’s ills. This month we present you with the Mosquito Net Jumpsuit, along with the new design term, “fashunctional.”
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*Luckily we were able to find a team of scientists who just LOVE peanuts.
UPDATE! July 12: As it turns out, the mosquito net jumpsuit is awesomely real. The scientists at the Bobsoldout.com Research Laboratory sincerely apologize for re-inventing the jumpsuit, but then again, they only work for peanuts a day.
